Omo, see gobe! The business world in Naija has gone from wahala to “wait, wetin dey happen?!” this week. Whether it’s inflation squeezing us like a fresh sachet of pure water, or the stock market bursting out like a boiled pot of rice, Naija business scene no dey ever dull. Ready? Oya, make we gist!
Inflation Don Reach 32.7% – Who Go Save Us?
Ah! If you thought the price of garri was bad last week, wait till you see am now! Inflation don jump reach 32.7%—the highest we’ve seen in a long time! My brother, my sister, this one go choke. People dey say if things no change soon, we fit begin chop air. Between fuel prices and food costs, how we wan take survive this one now?
Everybody dey blame everything from subsidy removal to dollar rates. Meanwhile, the average Nigerian just dey look government like, “Oga, wetin dey really sup?“
NEPA Don Collapse the National Grid Again – Naija Power Drama, Part 256!
E shock you? Me sef no surprise again! On October 15, just when we thought light dey balance small, the national power grid collapse again. Everywhere dark, no light, no AC, no nothing! People wey dey run businesses were left stranded as usual—generators don become best friend for this country.
And you know the thing? Government still dey give us sweet mouth say “they are working on it“. But we all know this Naija—dem fit never ready.
NGX Don Blow Past N59.5 Trillion – Some People Dey Cash Out!
Wahala for who no invest! For those who sabi stock market, this is the best time to say “I made it!” The Nigerian Exchange (NGX) don reach N59.5 trillion in market value, thanks to Aradel Holdings listing. You dey hear am? Trillions, no be beans!
If you never understand how stock market dey work, now might be the time to ask questions, because while some dey suffer from inflation, others dey ball inside stock market like say e no concern them. How dem dey do am? Na secret, but we go soon find out.
Naira Don Raise by 5.4% – Na Small Win, But We Go Take Am!
You know say Naija and dollar exchange rate na like Tom and Jerry, always chasing each other. But this week, guess what? Naira rise by 5.4%! E shock you too? Normally we dey hear bad news, but this time e be like hope dey! Dollar-to-naira crisis don ease small, and businesses wey dey rely on imports fit breathe a little better.
But the thing be say, nobody knows how long this one go last. So for now, we go hold this win tight until we see how the market go move again!
Petrol Don Jump to N995 per Litre – Fuel Wahala Reloaded!
Omo! If you dey drive for Naija, you know say fuel price dey make you sweat. Now, petrol don almost reach N995 per litre. You go fill your tank and still dey wonder whether you just fill up with liquid gold! But there’s a small twist: IPMAN (Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria) wan try buy directly from NNPC to see if they fit bring the price down.
Whether this one go work or na just big talk, nobody sabi yet. All we know be say, if e no change, man go park car waka.
Final Thoughts – Naija Business Wahala No Dey Finish!
Naija, sha, no dey dull o! One minute we’re complaining about fuel prices, the next we’re hearing stock market dey boom! The wahala no dey finish, but as per usual, we go dey hustle through.
If you’re not watching these trends, you fit miss out big time. Stay woke, my people—Naija business scene na real-life movie, and the suspense no go end anytime soon!